Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this… “Netflix erection” thing, whatever that fancy word means. You know, the thing everyone’s yappin’ about.
So, I hear tell there’s this show on Netflix, somethin’ called “A Man in Full”. Sounds like a load of hooey to me, but folks are gettin’ their knickers in a twist over it. Why? Well, seems like they went and showed a… a… a fella’s thingy, you know, down there, all stickin’ straight up. Yep, a full-on peeper, as plain as day.
Now, I ain’t no prude. I seen plenty in my day, workin’ the fields and all. But from what I gather, this wasn’t no accident. They put it right there on the screen, for everyone to see. And let me tell ya, some folks weren’t too happy ‘bout it. They were sittin’ down for a nice evenin’ of watchin’ the TV, and BAM! There it was.
- Some folks got mad, real mad. Said it was disgusting, and they didn’t need to see that kind of thing.
- Others, well, they were just plain shocked. Didn’t expect to see a fella’s business on their TV screen like that.
- And then you got the ones who are always lookin’ for somethin’ to complain about. They’re probably the loudest of the bunch.
Honestly, I don’t really get what all the fuss is about. It’s just a body part, ain’t it? We all got ’em. But I guess in this day and age, people get upset about the strangest things. Maybe they just ain’t used to seein’ things so… natural. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy TVs or “Netflixes.” We saw things as they were, no hidin’ nothin’. But I guess times have changed.
Now, this ain’t the first time Netflix has stirred up trouble, mind you. I heard tell they got another show, somethin’ about “Big Mouths,” and that one’s got all sorts of… well, let’s just say it ain’t for the faint of heart either. Seems like they’re always tryin’ to push the limits, see how much they can get away with.
So, what’s the big deal with this “Netflix erection” anyway? Is it just folks bein’ too sensitive? Or is there somethin’ more to it? I reckon it depends on who you ask. Some folks think it’s harmless, just a bit of… ahem… “artistic expression.” Others think it’s downright offensive and shouldn’t be allowed. Me? I just think it’s a whole lotta fuss over nothin’. But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of this crazy world.
But one thing’s for sure, people are talkin’ about it. And that’s probably exactly what Netflix wanted. They get all this attention, good or bad, and more people tune in to see what all the hubbub is about. It’s like that old sayin’, “any publicity is good publicity.” Maybe they’re just tryin’ to get folks to watch their shows, even if it means showin’ a bit more than some folks are comfortable with.
And you know what? It’s probably workin’. All this talk about “Netflix erection” is makin’ folks curious. They wanna see what all the fuss is about. So, they’ll go and watch the show, even if they say they’re gonna be disgusted. And that’s how Netflix wins, I reckon. They get their views, and everyone else gets somethin’ to talk about.
Anyway, that’s my two cents on this whole “Netflix erection” business. Like I said, I don’t really get what all the fuss is about, but I guess that’s just me. Maybe I’m just too old-fashioned. But one thing’s for sure, this ain’t the last time we’ll hear about somethin’ like this. There’s always gonna be somethin’ new and “shocking” on TV, and folks are always gonna find somethin’ to complain about. That’s just the way it is.
So, next time you hear about some new “scandal” on Netflix, just remember this old woman’s words: it’s probably not as big a deal as everyone’s makin’ it out to be. Just take it with a grain of salt, and don’t let it get your knickers in a twist.
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