Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this Netflix thing, ya know, that picture box where them young’uns watch all them shows. Folks keep askin’ ’bout gettin’ stuff for free on it, like them free codes and such. Well, lemme tell ya what I heard tell.
First off, don’t go thinkin’ you gonna get a whole heap of movies and shows for free on Netflix. No sirree! They ain’t doin’ that free trial stuff no more. Used to be, maybe, but not now. You gotta pay up if you wanna watch. It’s like buyin’ a cow, ya gotta shell out some cash if you want the milk, ain’t no gettin’ around it.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout these secret codes. Said you can type ’em in and get to watch certain kinds of movies. Like, there’s this code, 9875 they say, for all them true crime shows. You know, the ones where they catch the bad guys and such. And another one, 8711, for them spooky ghost stories and such. Scary stuff, if you ask me. They say you gotta type somethin’ like */browse/genre/ and then the number in that there internet thingy. But I ain’t never tried it myself, too busy milkin’ the cows, ya know?
- If you want them action-packed shows, where folks are jumpin’ and fightin’, try this number: 1365. That’s what I heard, anyways.
- But remember, none of this is free, mind you. You still gotta have that Netflix thingy paid for.
Then there’s them gift cards. Folks buy ’em at the store, like a little piece of plastic, and it’s got a code on the back. You gotta scratch it off, careful like, so’s you don’t ruin it. Or sometimes they send it to ya in that email thingy, all digital and such. Then you gotta go to somethin’ called */redeem and type it in. It’s like buyin’ a bag of feed for the chickens, but instead of feed, you get to watch them shows.
Netflix, it’s a place where they got all sorts of shows. Award-winning ones, they say. Stuff for the kids, stuff for the grown-ups, even them picture shows from Japan, them anime things. But like I said, you gotta pay. Ain’t nothin’ free in this world, except maybe gossip and sunshine, and even that ain’t always guaranteed.
And if you got one of them promo codes, you know, like a special deal they give out sometimes, you gotta use it the same way as that gift card, I reckon. Go to that */redeem place and type it in. But don’t go lookin’ for free codes all over the place, most of ’em are just scams, tryin’ to trick ya outta your money. Just like them fellas tryin’ to sell ya snake oil, ya gotta be careful.
So, there ya have it. That’s the lowdown on them Netflix codes, as best as I can tell ya. Don’t expect nothin’ for free, and be careful who you listen to. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. Them birds don’t care about no Netflix codes, they just want their corn.
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