Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about somethin’ real interestin’, you know, those new… uh… movies. Them “anal” ones from 2023. Don’t go gettin’ all blushy on me now, it’s just pictures movin’ on a screen, ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of talkin’ about.
Now, I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, but I reckon I know what I like. And these new movies, well, they’re somethin’ else. They got all sorts of stuff in ’em, you know? Lots of action, lots of… well, you know… intimacy. Makes an old lady like me sweat sometimes, I tell ya!
- First off, they’re mighty convenient to watch. You can find ’em just about anywhere these days. On your computin’ machine, on that little phone thingy you carry around, heck, even on that big ol’ box in your livin’ room. It’s like they’re everywhere you turn! Just like them pesky flies in the summertime.
- And the way they make these movies now, it’s somethin’ else. They call it “meticulously crafted.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But what it means is they pay attention to all the little details. Makes it look real… uh… realistic, you know? Makes you feel like you’re right there in the… uh… action.
Some of these movies, they take place in these big, fancy houses. They call ’em “townhomes” or “condos.” Big places, with lots of rooms and fancy furniture. Makes my little shack look like a chicken coop, I tell ya. But it’s nice to see how the other half lives, even if it’s just on a screen. They got these things called “rooftop terraces,” where you can go outside and look at the stars. Can you imagine that? Me, sittin’ on a rooftop, lookin’ at the stars. Why, I’d probably fall off and break a hip!
And the way they set up the rooms in these movies, it’s somethin’ else. They call it an “open floor plan.” Means there ain’t a bunch of walls gettin’ in the way. You can see everything from one end of the house to the other. Makes it easy to keep an eye on things, I guess. Not that I got much to keep an eye on these days, ‘cept for them darn squirrels tryin’ to get into my bird feeder.
They say there’s a whole bunch of new places bein’ built, too. “New construction homes,” they call ’em. Hundreds of ’em! All fancy and new, just waitin’ for folks to move in. Makes me wonder where all these people are comin’ from. Must be crawlin’ out of the woodwork, I tell ya. But I reckon that’s good for the economy, or whatever they call it. Keeps folks busy, buildin’ things and sellin’ things.
Now, I ain’t gonna lie to you, some of this stuff is a bit much for an old lady like me. But I reckon it’s just the way the world is these days. Things change, and you gotta change with ’em. Or at least try to, anyway. And these new movies, well, they’re a sign of the times, I guess. They’re bold, they’re… uh… adventurous, and they ain’t afraid to show you things you ain’t never seen before. So if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ a little different, somethin’ to spice up your evenin’, well, you might want to check out some of these new 2023 movies. Just don’t tell your preacher I told you to, okay?
But you know, watchin’ these movies makes me think about how much things have changed. When I was young, we didn’t have no fancy movies like this. We had to make our own entertainment. We’d sit around the porch and tell stories, or play games in the yard. Life was simpler then, but it was good. And sometimes I miss it. But I reckon there’s good things about these days too. Like bein’ able to watch movies from all over the world, right in your own livin’ room. Ain’t that somethin’?
So, that’s my two cents on these new anal movies from 2023. Take it or leave it, I don’t care. I’m just an old lady, talkin’ about what I see on the screen. And if you don’t like it, well, you can just go fly a kite, for all I care! But if you are interested, there’s a whole heap of ‘em out there. Just gotta know where to look, you know? And be careful, some of that stuff can be mighty… uh… powerful. Don’t want you havin’ no heart palpitations now, ya hear?
Anyways, I gotta go now. Got a pot roast in the oven and it ain’t gonna cook itself. You take care now, ya hear? And don’t be doin’ nothin’ I wouldn’t do… or maybe do somethin’ I wouldn’t do, ha! Life’s too short to be boring, I always say.
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