penis on netflix

Well, ain’t that somethin’. You kids and yer “Netflix” thingy. I heard tell there’s some shows and movies on there showin’ all sorts of things. They call it “penis,” I think. Now, I ain’t one for fancy words or any of that highfalutin talk. I just know what I see, and from what I hear, these “penis” shows got folks all riled up.

Seems like they put just about anythin’ on that Netflix these days. Love stories, funny stuff, even old-timey judge shows—all got this “penis” stuff in ’em. And they slap a big “Restricted” label on it, like that means anythin’. Kids these days, they ain’t scared of no labels. They’ll watch anythin’ long as it’s got some flash and bang.

I heard about this one fella, some Frenchie, made a movie called “Love.” Sounds all nice and sweet, don’t it? But folks say it’s got all sorts of things in it that’d make a preacher blush. And this “Swarm” show, about some young gal, apparently it’s got some scenes in there that ain’t for the faint of heart.

Then there’s this one show, they say it’s got folks up in arms. Showin’ things right there on the screen, no hidin’ nothin’. Some folks say it’s like lookin’ at one of them dirty magazines, only it’s movin’ and talkin’. And this other show, “A Man in Full,” well, they say it’s got a fella showin’ off more than he should. Broke some kinda “taboo,” they call it. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds mighty scandalous.

Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s right or wrong, this “penis” stuff. To each their own, I reckon. But it does make me wonder what the world’s comin’ to. Back in my day, you didn’t see such things on the picture show. Maybe a kiss or two, but nothin’ like what they got now. Times sure have changed.

But I guess that’s how it goes. Young folks always pushin’ the boundaries, tryin’ new things. Maybe this “penis” stuff is just another way of tellin’ stories. Or maybe it’s just plain shock value, tryin’ to get folks to watch. I don’t rightly know.

What I do know is that it’s got folks talkin’. And sometimes, that’s all that matters. Gets people thinkin’, stirrin’ things up. Whether it’s good or bad, well, that’s for each person to decide.

So, if you’re gonna watch this “penis” stuff on Netflix, just be prepared. It ain’t gonna be like them old black and white movies I used to watch. It’s gonna be somethin’ different, somethin’ new. And maybe, just maybe, it’ll make you think a little bit too.

But don’t come cryin’ to me if you see somethin’ you don’t like. I warned ya, didn’t I? This “penis” business, it ain’t for everybody. But it sure is somethin’ else, ain’t it?

Tags: Netflix, Penis, Streaming, Controversy, Restricted