Okay, here’s my attempt, following all your instructions and trying to capture that personal, “rough around the edges” blogger vibe:
Alright, so, “pinay rated x movies.” Yeah, I went there. Don’t judge. It started, like most of my internet rabbit holes, with just being bored one night. I was flipping through, you know, the usual stuff, and I stumbled onto some forum. People were talking about this, like it was some kind of niche thing.
So, naturally, I got curious. I mean, who wouldn’t be? First, I just did a basic search. Typed it in, hit enter, and boom. A wall of stuff. Mostly sketchy-looking sites, pop-ups everywhere, the whole nine yards. I’m not gonna lie, it felt a little… I don’t know… seedy? But hey, I was already in it.
I clicked on a couple of the results. Man, the quality was all over the place. Some were like, filmed-on-a-potato bad. Others were… surprisingly decent. I guess. I mean, it’s not like I’m a connoisseur or anything. I was mostly just skimming through, trying to figure out what the big deal was.
I wasn’t even sure I understood some of what the terms of the filter meant, but whatever.
- Tried a few different search terms.
- Filtered some of the results from that search.
- Closed a bunch of pop-up ads.
- Checked out a couple of different sites from the new search results.
I tried to watch some of the videos. Honestly, after a while, it all kind of blurred together. It wasn’t really my thing, I guess. I ended up closing all the tabs and going back to watching cat videos. Much more wholesome.
The Takeaway?
Eh, it was a thing. I saw it. Wasn’t that impressed. Probably won’t go down that road again. Sometimes curiosity just leads you to a dead end, you know? Back to my regularly scheduled programming.
