Alright, alright, listen up ya’ll. You’re sittin’ there, starin’ at that Netflix thingy, and your brain’s all fried like a chicken on Sunday. Too many shows, too many choices, makes a body tired just thinkin’ ’bout it. So, you’re askin’ yourself, “quiz what show should I watch on Netflix?” Well, hold your horses, I’m gonna tell ya how to figure that out without losin’ your mind.
First off, what kinda mood you in? You feelin’ all mushy and romantic? Then you probably don’t want no shoot-em-up bang-bang stuff. You want somethin’ sweet, like them lovey-dovey shows where folks are always kissin’ and makin’ goo-goo eyes. Netflix got a bunch of them, lemme tell ya. Or maybe you’re feelin’ feisty? Like you wanna see some action, some fightin’, some car chases? Then you gotta look for them cop shows or them superhero things. They got plenty of those too.
- Feelin’ happy? Watch somethin’ funny.
- Feelin’ sad? Maybe a good cry is what you need, them tearjerkers they call ’em.
- Feelin’ bored? Well, anything’s better than nothin’, right?
Now, don’t go gettin’ all fancy with it. You don’t need no college degree to pick a TV show. Just think about what you like. You like cookin’? They got shows about cookin’. You like animals? They got shows about animals. You like watchin’ other people argue? Lord, they got plenty of those reality shows, folks screamin’ and yellin’ at each other all the time. It’s a real hoot, sometimes.
And don’t be afraid to try somethin’ new. Just ’cause you always watched them cowboy shows don’t mean you can’t watch a show about space aliens or somethin’. You might surprise yourself. I remember this one time, my neighbor, bless her heart, she only ever watched them soap operas, you know, the ones with all the drama and the backstabbin’. But then one day, her grandson showed her this show about dragons and magic, and she loved it! Started wearin’ dragon shirts and everything. Goes to show ya, you never know what you might like ’til you try it.
Another thing, don’t get stuck watchin’ somethin’ you don’t like just ’cause everyone else is watchin’ it. You hear folks talkin’ ’bout this show or that show, sayin’ it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Well, maybe it is, maybe it ain’t. But if you ain’t enjoyin’ it, then turn it off! Life’s too short to waste time watchin’ somethin’ that bores you to tears. There’s plenty of fish in the sea, as they say, and plenty of shows on Netflix.
So, how do you actually find these shows? Well, that Netflix thingy, it’s got all sorts of ways to help you. It’s got them lists, like the “Top 10” shows, that tells ya what everyone else is watchin’. That’s a good place to start if you’re really lost. And it’s got that search bar, where you can type in words, like “funny” or “scary” or “cowboys” and it’ll show you shows that match. It ain’t rocket science, folks.
And if you’re still stuck, ask somebody! Ask your kids, ask your grandkids, ask your neighbor down the street. They might know a good show you’d like. Or just close your eyes and pick somethin’ at random. Sometimes that’s the best way to find somethin’ good. You might stumble across a real gem that you never woulda found otherwise.
But the most important thing is to relax and have fun. Don’t stress about it. It’s just a TV show, after all. It ain’t the end of the world if you pick a bad one. You can always turn it off and try somethin’ else. So grab yourself a snack, settle in on the couch, and get to watchin’. And remember, there’s somethin’ on Netflix for everyone, even an old lady like me… well, not me exactly, but you get the idea.
Now go on and find yourself a good show. And don’t you be stayin’ up all night watchin’ TV, you hear? You need your beauty sleep. Even if you’re as old as dirt like me… I mean, like some folks. You still gotta take care of yourself.
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