Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this Theo Von fella and his new show, “Return of the Rat” on that Netflix thing. I heard all the young folks talkin’ about it, so I figured I’d give it a gander. This Theo, he’s a funny one, I’ll give him that. Reminds me of that ol’ billy goat we used to have, always gettin’ into somethin’ and causin’ a ruckus. He sure is popular, that’s for sure. Everyone’s always sayin’ how good his jokes are. He’s got jokes that just keep on going, like that old hen we had that wouldn’t stop clucking. She kept going and going until we couldn’t hear ourselves think.
This “Return of the Rat” thing, it’s one of them comedy shows, you know? Like the ones you see on the TV sometimes, but this one’s on that Netflix. You gotta have that special thing on your TV to watch it. He tells jokes, makes folks laugh. That’s what he does. He’s good at it, too. Makes you forget your troubles for a while, like when you get a good piece of pie after a long day of workin’ in the fields.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ he’s got a tour, goin’ all over the place, tellin’ his jokes to all sorts of people. Even went to some fancy place called Tallahassee, they say. They call it “Return of the Rat.” It seems like everybody is talking about it. I heard that it’s really good, you know? They say that it’s some of his best stuff, like when you get a good harvest. It’s like, you know, when everything just comes together and it’s just perfect.
He talks about all sorts of things, this Theo fella. Reminds me of sittin’ on the porch with the neighbors, just shootin’ the breeze. He just goes on and on, like a summer day that never ends. But it’s a good kind of goin’ on, you know? Like a good story that you don’t want to end.
- He’s funny, that Theo.
- That “Return of the Rat” is on Netflix.
- He’s goin’ on tour.
- He went to Tallahassee.
- He tells jokes.
I heard he filmed somethin’ at some fancy place called the Ryman, in Nashville. Must be a real big deal to go to a place like that. He must be makin’ a lot of money, that’s what I reckon. He’s a big deal, that Theo. You can see that by how many people are always talking about him. Everyone’s always saying how funny he is, and how good his shows are. It’s like when a new calf is born and everyone’s excited.
They say he charges a pretty penny to see him, too. I heard someone say it costs more than a month’s worth of groceries! Can you believe that? Must be some show to cost that much. But you know what they say, you get what you pay for. And if he’s as funny as everyone says he is, then maybe it’s worth it. But then again, I’d rather spend my money on some good seeds for the garden.
This “Return of the Rat” show, it’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. If you like to laugh, you’ll probably like this Theo fella. He’s got a way of tellin’ a story that just keeps you hooked, like a fish on a line. He’s got a way with words, that’s for sure. Like a good preacher, he can keep you interested and entertained. And that’s a gift, you know? Not everyone can do that.
He’s one of them “comedians,” they call ’em. Makes a livin’ makin’ people laugh. It’s a good way to make a livin’, I reckon. Better than shovelin’ manure, that’s for sure. And he seems to be good at it, this Theo. He’s got a lot of fans, that’s for sure. People just love him. It’s like when you make a really good pie and everyone wants a piece.
Now, I don’t know much about this Netflix thing, but I hear it’s got all sorts of shows on it. This “Return of the Rat” is just one of ’em. If you got that Netflix, you can watch it whenever you want, I reckon. That’s what the young folks tell me. Seems like a good way to pass the time, especially on a rainy day when you can’t go outside.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good laugh, you might wanna check out this Theo Von and his “Return of the Rat” on that Netflix. He’s a funny fella, that’s for sure. And who knows, maybe you’ll like him as much as everyone else seems to. He’s like that ol’ rooster we used to have, always crowin’ and makin’ a fuss. But you know what? He was a good rooster. And this Theo, he’s a good comedian. That’s what everyone says, and I believe ’em.
This fella Theo, he’s like a whole lot of folks, he’s just regular people. That’s what I heard them say his other show was called, “Regular People”. Makes sense, he seems like a regular fella, just tellin’ jokes and makin’ folks laugh. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. We all need a good laugh now and then. Life’s too short to be serious all the time, you know? Just like that old saying, “Laughter is the best medicine.” And this Theo, he’s got plenty of that medicine to go around.
So yeah, that’s what I think about that Theo Von and his “Return of the Rat” on that Netflix. He’s a hoot, that’s what he is. A real hoot. And everyone’s talkin’ about it, so you know it’s gotta be somethin’ special. Like I always say, if somethin’ is good enough, everyone will be talking about it, and they are.
