Well, howdy there! Let’s yak about them horror movie wall art thingamajigs, you know, the spooky pictures you stick on the wall. I ain’t no fancy art expert, but I know what I like, and I sure do like a good scare every now and then.
First off, you got yer movie posters. Them’s the big paper things they used to put up at the picture show. Now, you can get ’em for yer house. I seen some with that fella, what’s his name, Jason? Yeah, him with the hockey mask. Scared the bejeebers outta me, but dang if it don’t look kinda cool on the wall. Got all sorts of colors, reds and blacks, real eye-catchin’.
Then there’s them canvas prints. Them’s the fancy ones, like real paintin’s but not. You can get all sorts of horror stuff on ’em. Vampires, werewolves, zombies… you name it, they got it. I seen one with a creepy clown, Pennywise I think they called him. Gave me the shivers, but my grandson, he loves that kinda stuff. Kids these days, I tell ya.
And if you wanna get real fancy, you can get them minimalist prints. Them’s the ones that don’t have a whole lot of detail, just shapes and colors. But you can still tell it’s a horror movie thing. Like, I seen one with just a shark fin. You know right away it’s from that Jaws movie. Simple, but it gets the point across.
- Where to put ’em? Well, that’s up to you, ain’t it? But I think they look good in the livin’ room, or maybe the bedroom if you wanna have nightmares. Heck, put ’em in the bathroom if you want, scare the guests!
- How much they cost? Well, that depends. Them posters ain’t too bad, a few dollars maybe. But them canvas prints, them can get pricey. You gotta shop around, find a good deal. Don’t let them city slickers overcharge ya.
- What kind of horror you like? That’s the big question. You like the slasher movies, with all the blood and guts? Or maybe you like the monster movies, with the creatures and beasties? Or maybe you like the creepy stuff, the psychological thrillers that mess with your head? Whatever you like, you can find a picture for it.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ you gotta go and turn your house into a haunted house, but a little bit of horror ain’t gonna hurt nobody. It’s fun, it’s excitin’, and it gives folks somethin’ to talk about. And besides, it’s a good way to keep the burglars away. They see a picture of Freddy Krueger on your wall, they ain’t gonna mess with you, that’s for sure.
Where to buy this stuff? Well, I seen some at the Walmart, and that there Target store. They got all sorts of things, from cheap posters to them fancy canvas prints. You can also go online, I hear tell. But be careful, them internet folks can be tricky. Make sure you know what you’re gettin’ before you hand over your hard-earned cash.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about horror movie wall art. It ain’t rocket science, just pictures of scary stuff. But it can sure add a bit of spice to your home, make it a little less ordinary. So go on, get yourself some spooky pictures, have a little fun. And if you get too scared, just remember, it’s only a picture. Probably.
Framing your art is somethin’ you might wanna think about too. A nice frame can make a cheap poster look fancy, and it’ll protect your picture from gettin’ all tore up. You can get wooden frames, metal frames, plastic frames… all sorts of frames. Just pick one that you like and that fits your picture.
And don’t forget about sizes. You don’t wanna get a tiny picture and stick it on a big wall, or a big picture and try to cram it into a small space. Measure your wall before you go shoppin’, so you know what size picture to get. And if you’re buyin’ online, make sure you check the dimensions. Don’t wanna end up with somethin’ that’s too big or too small.
So there you have it, a whole heap of information about horror movie wall art, straight from the horse’s mouth, so to speak. Now go on and get yourself some spooky pictures, and make your house a little bit more interestin’. Just don’t blame me if you have nightmares!
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