Alright, alright, settle down now. Let’s talk about them scary movies, the ones from 2011. You know, the ones that make you jump and scream like a little piglet. I ain’t no fancy movie critic, mind you, just a plain ol’ body who likes a good scare now and then. So don’t expect no big words or fancy talkin’ from me.
Scariest Movies of 2011, the Ones That Made Me Jump
So, 2011, huh? That year had some right spooky flicks. Some were good, some were bad, and some were just plain silly. But let’s focus on the ones that made my heart pound like a drum and had me lookin’ over my shoulder for the rest of the night. We’ll call ’em the top horror movies 2011, even though I ain’t seen ’em all. Nobody can see everythin’, that’s just crazy talk.
One movie that sticks out, it was called somethin’ about an “Attack.” Attack the Block, that’s it! Now, this one wasn’t your regular ghost story or some fella with a knife. This one had these…creatures, like aliens or somethin’, attackin’ a block of apartments. It was wild, I tell ya. Lots of runnin’ and yellin’ and things explodin’. It was one of them “edge of your seat” kind of movies. Good for gettin’ your blood pumpin’, that’s for sure.
Then there was this other one, can’t rightly remember the name, but it was about a family gettin’ attacked on their anniversary trip. Imagine that! You go off for a nice romantic getaway and somethin’ evil comes along and tries to ruin it all. That’s just plain mean, if you ask me. Those poor folks, they were just tryin’ to have a good time. The movie was full of suspense, you know, the kind where you’re whisperin’ at the screen, “Don’t go in there!” But of course, they always go in there. Silly folks.
- Scary monsters
- Lots of screamin’
- Jump scares galore
Now, there was this movie about ghosts. I think it was one of them sequels, you know, like they made a bunch of ’em already. This one was a prequel, they called it. Said it happened before the other movies. Anyways, it was full of them spooky ghosts and creepy sounds. You know the type, things movin’ on their own, doors slammin’ shut, and all that. It was pretty good if you like that sort of thing. Me? I like a good ghost story as much as the next person, but sometimes it gets a bit much, you know? All that wailin’ and moanin’. Gives a body a headache.
Oh, and I almost forgot about the one with the science fiction stuff in it! Apartment 143 they named it, I believe, and that Apollo 18 one too, something about the moon you know? Spooky stuff. It was about some fellas goin’ to the moon, and then…well, I won’t spoil it for ya, but let’s just say things didn’t go as planned. They shoulda just stayed home, if you ask me. Nothin’ good ever comes from messin’ around with things you don’t understand. That’s what my pappy always used to say, God rest his soul.
So yeah, 2011 had some pretty good scary movies. From aliens to ghosts to crazy people, there was somethin’ to scare just about everyone. But you know what the scariest thing is? It ain’t the movies themselves. It’s the thought of them things actually happenin’. That’s what keeps you up at night, staring at the ceiling and wonderin’ what’s bumpin’ around in the dark. That’s why I always keep a good, heavy skillet by my bed. Just in case, you know. You never can be too careful.
Anyway, that’s enough talk about scary movies for one day. It’s makin’ me all jittery. I think I’ll go make myself a nice cup of chamomile tea and try to calm my nerves. And maybe leave a light on tonight. Just in case. You understand. Stay safe out there, folks, and don’t watch too many scary movies before bed. You’ll thank me later.
And that’s all I have to say, no more of this jibber jabber. Enough talkin’ already!
