Okay, here’s my blog post about “How Will I Die in a Horror Movie?”:
So, I saw this quiz thing going around, “How Will I Die in a Horror Movie?” and I thought, why not? I love horror movies, but I’m also a total scaredy-cat. Figured it’d be fun to see what my cinematic demise would look like.
First, I googled “how will i die in a horror movie quiz” and a bunch of options popped up. I just clicked on the first one that looked kinda legit, you know, not too spammy. I didn’t have much expectations. I was looking for something that suited my style.
The quiz itself was pretty simple. Mostly just multiple-choice questions. Stuff like, “What’s your biggest fear?” (Spiders. Definitely spiders.) and “What’s your go-to weapon?” (I picked a sturdy flashlight, because running away is a valid strategy, okay?). I even chose an old classic survival method. And there was a question about my favorite horror movie, which I did not answer the truth, but I guess it does not matter.
I just answered whatever,I clicked through all the questions, not really overthinking it. Honestly, some of them were kinda dumb, but whatever. It’s all in good fun, right?
Finally, I hit the “submit” button and waited for my results. Drumroll please…
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Killed By: Supernatural Entity
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Location: Abandoned cabin in the woods (classic!)
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Cause of Death: Possessed and forced to harm myself.
Well, that’s…dark. And specific. Guess I’m that person in the movie who ignores all the warning signs, wanders off alone, and gets taken over by some evil spirit. I can see it. I’d probably be the one saying, “Hello? Is anyone there?” in a shaky voice right before it all goes down.
Honestly, though, it’s kinda what I expected. I’m not exactly the “final girl” type. More like the “final girl’s clumsy friend who trips and screams a lot.”
After doing that quiz,I found some of the quizzes have different * showed different ways I might die. I like them all, I think they are so fun. I printed the results out and put them on my desk.
Anyone else take one of these quizzes? What were your results? Let me know in the comments! Maybe we can form a support group for the cinematically doomed.
