Look here, you whippersnappers, let me tell you about these spooky picture thingies. They call ’em vintage horror movie posters, or somethin’ like that. Now, I don’t know much about fancy words, but I know a thing or two about what sends shivers down your spine.
These ain’t your regular pretty pictures, no siree. They got monsters and ghouls and all sorts of creepy crawlies on ’em. Makes my old bones ache just lookin’ at ’em! Some of these posters, they’re old as dirt, from back in the day when movies were in black and white. You know, before all them fancy colors and such.
Where to find these spooky pictures? Well, I hear tell you can find ’em on somethin’ called the “Etsy” or the “eBay.” Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me, but folks say you can buy all sorts of things there, including these horror pictures. They even ship ’em right to your door, ain’t that somethin’?
- Some posters are just plain copies, they call ’em “replicas.” They ain’t worth much, just like a worn-out old rag.
- But then there’s the real deal, the old ones that folks keep safe like they’re made of gold. Them ones can cost a pretty penny, more than what I make in a whole year, I reckon.
I heard some fella talkin’ about a place called “*”. He says it’s the best place to find these scary pictures, like a treasure trove or somethin’. They even have auctions, where folks bid on ’em, just like at the county fair when they’re sellin’ off prize pigs.
And then there’s this “Prime” thingamajig. Someone told me they got a bunch of old horror stuff too. Don’t know what “Prime” is, sounds like somethin’ fancy you put on meat before you cook it. But if they got scary pictures, I guess it’s worth a look.
Now, why would anyone want these creepy things hangin’ on their walls? Beats me. Gives me the heebie-jeebies just thinkin’ about it. But folks these days, they like all sorts of strange things. They say it’s “art,” whatever that means. I say it’s a good way to scare the bejesus outta your grandma!
Some of these posters got famous monsters on ’em, like that fella with the nails in his head, or the one with the mask that looks like a pumpkin. I can’t remember their names, too many to keep track of in this old noggin of mine. But I tell you, they sure ain’t pretty to look at.
Are they worth anythin’? Well, depends. Like I said, some are just cheap copies, ain’t worth a dime. But the old ones, the real ones, they can be worth a whole heap of money. Some folks collect ’em, like they collect stamps or coins or whatever. They say it’s an investment, but I say it’s just plain weird.
So there you have it, my two cents on these vintage horror movie posters. They’re spooky, they’re creepy, and some folks are willin’ to pay a lot of money for ’em. Me? I’d rather look at pictures of kittens and puppies, somethin’ that makes me smile instead of shiver. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
Just remember, if you’re gonna go lookin’ for these scary pictures, don’t come cryin’ to me when you have nightmares! You’ve been warned!
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