Alright, so you wanna know about them new movies at Redbox, huh? Let me tell ya, it ain’t like the old days when you just walked in and grabbed whatever. Now they got all sorts of stuff, and you gotta know what you’re lookin’ for. I ain’t no fancy movie expert, mind you, but I can tell ya what I seen and heard tell of.
First off, they got this thing called “rental periods“. That means you gotta bring the movie back after a spell, or they charge ya more. And if you keep it long enough, like, I dunno, 17 days or somethin’, they just figure you bought it. That fella, what’s his name, Bill Rouhana, he’s the big boss over at Redbox now. They say he paid a whole heap of money for it, somethin’ like 370 million dollars. That’s a lot of chickens, I tell ya!
Now, about them movies. They got all kinds, from them superhero flicks to them scary ones that make your hair stand on end. I heard tell of one called “Tenet”. Some fella named Christopher somethin’ or other directed it. Folks say it’s good, but kinda twisty in the head, ya know? Not like them old John Wayne movies, that’s for sure. Those were simple and good.
You wanna find out what’s new, you gotta look around. They got these websites and things, like JustWatch, that tell you what’s comin’ soon. You can even pick what kind of movie you want, like if you want a laugh or a cry or somethin’ in between. It’s all fancy now, not like just pickin’ a box off the shelf.
They also got TV shows now, not just movies. So if you miss somethin’ on the TV, you might be able to find it there. But again, you gotta look and see what’s comin’ soon, ’cause they change it all the time. It’s like them chickens in the yard, always peckin’ at somethin’ new.
- Movies: They got all sorts, new and old. You just gotta find what you like.
- Rental Periods: Bring it back quick, or they charge ya more. Keep it long enough, it’s yours.
- TV Shows: Not just movies anymore, they got shows too.
- Finding Movies: Use them websites, like JustWatch, to see what’s new.
And listen here, if you wanna watch a movie online, there are a bunch of places to do that too. They got these things called “streaming providers,” and there’s a whole lot of ’em. You can find all sorts of movies there, even brand new ones. But you gotta pay for some of ’em, nothin’s free in this world, ‘cept maybe the air we breathe. And sometimes even that feels a bit dusty, don’t it?
So, if you’re lookin’ for new movies at Redbox, you gotta do your homework. Check them websites, see what’s comin’ soon, and don’t forget to bring the movie back on time, or it’ll cost ya. And if you see somethin’ with that Christopher fella’s name on it, maybe give it a try. Just don’t expect it to be like them good old Westerns, ya hear?
Remember, renting movies is different now. It ain’t just about walkin’ in and grabbin’ somethin’. You gotta be smart about it. But hey, at least you got a whole lot more to choose from than we used to. Back in my day, we had one TV and that was it! Now, everyone’s got their own little screen, watchin’ whatever they want. Times sure do change, don’t they?
Anyways, that’s all I know about them new movies at Redbox. Go on now, and find yourself somethin’ good to watch. And don’t forget the popcorn! Nothin’ better than watchin’ a good movie with a big bowl of popcorn, even if it does get stuck in your teeth.
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