Well, howdy there! Let’s yak about them horror movie prints, y’know, the spooky pictures you stick on your walls.
I ain’t no fancy expert, but I reckon I know a thing or two about what looks good and what don’t. First off, where d’ya get these here prints? I hear tell there’s places online, like that Ama-zon place, where you can rent movies and maybe find prints too, cheap-like. Some folks say there’s these other spots, like, uh, AMC, Shudder, and Tubi, that are good for scary movies. Maybe they got prints too, I dunno. Don’t go lookin’ at Hulu though, they say their horror movies are just plain awful, not worth a lick.
Now, what kind of horror movie prints are we talkin’ about? You got yer classics, like that Terminator fella, or that cute little E.T. Them ain’t exactly scary, but they’re somethin’ folks like. Then you got yer real scary stuff, like monsters and ghosts and such. I ain’t much for the real gory ones, makes my stomach churn. But a good spooky picture, now that’s somethin’ else.
When you’re pickin’ out a horror movie print, you gotta think about where you’re gonna put it. You wouldn’t put a picture of a bloody monster in the kitchen, would ya? Unless you’re one of them strange city folk, I guess. Me, I like to put the spooky ones in the hallway, so’s they give visitors a little fright when they come in. Maybe put a funnier one in the bathroom, so you got somethin’ to look at while you’re, you know, doin’ your business.
And don’t forget about them frames! A nice frame can make all the difference, y’know? You can get them fancy ones, all carved up and whatnot, or just a plain ol’ frame. It all depends on what you like and how much money you wanna spend. I seen some frames cost more than the picture itself! That’s just plain silly, if you ask me.
- Size matters: Don’t get a print that’s too big or too small for your wall. It’ll look plumb outta place.
- Color is key: Think about the colors in the print and how they’ll look in your room. You don’t want somethin’ that clashes with everything else.
- Quality counts: You want a print that’s gonna last, not one that fades after a few years. Look for good quality paper and ink.
There’s places like Poster Salon, they got all sorts of posters and prints, even them horror movie ones. They say you can find the best horror posters online there. And there’s lots of other places too, if you go lookin’. You can even get custom made ones, if you’re fancy like that. Handmade stuff, they call it. Folks sellin’ it in wall decor shops. Horror art prints, horror gifts, all sorts of stuff you can find.
But listen here, don’t go spendin’ a fortune on these things. There’s deals to be had, if you know where to look. That * place, they got sales all the time. You can get framed posters of all sorts, even that Terminator and that E.T. I was talkin’ about earlier. They got Raiders of the Lost Ark too, and even that weird one, 2001: A Space Odyssey. And that scary one, The Thing, from back in 1982. They say they ship fast and you can even return ’em if you don’t like ’em. Now that’s what I call good service!
So, if you’re lookin’ for some horror movie prints to spruce up your place, go on and have a look around. There’s a whole heap of ‘em out there just waitin’ to be found. Just remember what I told ya, and you’ll do just fine. And don’t be afraid to get somethin’ a little spooky. It’ll add some character to your place, y’know?
But if you get one of them real scary ones, don’t come cryin’ to me when you can’t sleep at night! You been warned!
And another thing, don’t be payin’ too much for shippin’. Some places charge an arm and a leg, but there’s others that do it free. And if you ain’t happy with what you get, make sure you can send it back without no fuss. Ain’t nothin’ worse than gettin’ stuck with somethin’ you don’t want.
Now go on and get yourself some of them horror movie wall art pieces. Make yer house look spooky and have a good time doin’ it!
