Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them new movie things, the ones with all the, you know, ahem lovey-dovey stuff. Them picture shows, they call ’em. Folks are always whisperin’ ‘bout ‘em.
Movies with lots of… huggin’ and kissin’, you know? Not the kind your grandma used to watch, that’s for sure. These new ones, they got all sorts of… things goin’ on. Makes an old lady blush, I tell ya!
I heard tell there’s these picture shows, you can watch ’em right on your… whatchamacallit… that box thingy with the buttons? The “streamin’ box,” the young’uns call it. They say you can find all sorts of movies there. Some happy, some sad, and some… well, let’s just say they ain’t for the faint of heart.
- Some of ‘em are real steamy, they say. Like, blue is the warmest color or somethin’. Don’t ask me what that means, I just heard it from the neighbor’s girl.
- Then there’s them old-timey ones, like that “Body Heat” thing. Folks say it was somethin’ back in the day. Probably still steamy, even now.
- And get this, some folks say some of these movies are “underrated.” Like, folks didn’t watch ‘em enough, but they shoulda. They call one “Sex and…” somethin’ or other. Can’t rightly remember.
Now, these new movie shows, they got all sorts of stories. Some are about love, some are about… well, other stuff. They got actors and actresses, all dolled up and puttin’ on a show. Some of ‘em are young, some are old, but they all seem to be… you know… ahem …gettin’ cozy.
I heard tell there’s this place called “Net… flicks” or somethin’. They got a whole bunch of these movies. Some are so… ahem … spicy, they gotta put a special markin’ on ‘em. Like, an “R” or somethin’. Means they ain’t for the young’uns, I reckon. One of them is called “Wild Things”, and lord have mercy, it’s wild alright, from what I hear!
And then there’s this other place, “Hulu” or “Prime Video,” they got even more! Seems like everyone’s makin’ these steamy movies these days. Can’t hardly keep up, I tell ya!
One movie, they say it’s about this gal, Marilyn Monroe. Real famous, she was. But the movie, it’s so… ahem … grown-up, they had to give it a special markin’ – “NC-17.” Don’t even know what that means, but it sounds serious!
And it ain’t just the dramas, you know? Even them funny movies, the ones they call “rom… coms,” even they got some huggin’ and kissin’ in ‘em. And them lawyer movies too! Seems like nobody can keep their hands to themselves these days.
So, if you’re lookin’ for some of them… ahem … lovey-dovey movies, looks like you got plenty to choose from. Just be careful, some of ‘em are real hot! Don’t want you burnin’ yourself now, ya hear? And remember, some of them movies are just plain shocking, stuff I never even dreamed of when I was a young gal!
They got movies about all sorts of… relationships. Some happy, some sad, some… complicated. It’s a whole new world out there, I tell ya. Just be careful what you watch, and don’t go tellin’ everyone your old granny told you about it!
And if you’re lookin’ for just little bits and pieces of these movies, the young’uns say there’s a place where you can find just the, you know, ahem … the juicy parts. They type in a word or somethin’ and it pops right up. Lands sakes, what will they think of next?
Well, that’s all I know about them new movie things. Gotta go now, got chores to do. But you young folks, you be careful out there, and don’t watch too many of them steamy movies, ya hear? It’ll rot your brain, I tell ya!
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