Well, hello there! You young folks always got some newfangled things goin’ on. Now they got these horror movie Valentine cards? Back in my day, we just gave each other a piece of candy or somethin’. But times change, I guess.
So, you wanna know about these scary movie love notes? Seems kinda weird, mixin’ love with all that blood and guts, but hey, whatever floats your boat. I heard tell there’s all sorts of places sellin’ ’em. You got your big stores, and then you got them fancy online places too.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called AMC+ and Shudder and Tubi. Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me, but they say that’s where you can watch them horror movies. And if you wanna buy somethin’, there’s this Amazon place. They got movies for cheap, so they say. But then there’s this Hulu thing, and some folks say their horror movies ain’t no good. Just a waste of time, they say.
- Where to Watch Horror Movies: AMC+, Shudder, Tubi, and sometimes Amazon. Stay away from Hulu, them movies ain’t scary, just bad.
- Where to Buy Horror Valentines: Seems like everywhere you look! Big stores, online places, even little shops might have ’em.
Now, about them Valentine cards. I heard this Hallmark company, they been makin’ cards for a long, long time. Started way back in 1913, can you believe it? And they still makin’ ’em today. But these horror movie ones, that’s somethin’ new. Seems like folks like to mix things up a bit.
I saw some folks on the internet, they sellin’ all sorts of special cards. They call it “unique” or “custom,” means they ain’t like the ones you find in the store. You can get all sorts of pictures on ’em, monsters and killers and all that. Kinda creepy if you ask me, but young folks, they like different things.
And it ain’t just cards neither. You got places like Zazzle, they got all sorts of things you can put a horror movie picture on. Mugs, t-shirts, you name it. And then there’s this Nightmare Toys place, they sellin’ horror movie greeting cards too. Seems like everyone’s gettin’ in on the scary movie love train.
I even heard tell there’s a famous horror movie about Valentine’s Day. It’s called “My Bloody Valentine,” somethin’ like that. Made way back in 1981, and then they made it again in 2009, this time in somethin’ called 3D. I don’t know nothin’ about that 3D stuff, sounds like magic to me. But folks say it’s about a killer who likes to, well, kill people on Valentine’s Day. Not very romantic, if you ask me.
People spend a lot of money on Valentine’s Day, I heard. Some folks said in 2021, they spent somethin’ like $165 on average. That’s a lot of money for candy and cards, if you ask me. But I guess if you wanna show someone you care, you gotta spend a little somethin’. Or maybe just give ’em a good scare with a horror movie card, I don’t know.
You can even get cards that are funny, not just scary. They call it “wickedly funny” I heard. Guess that means they make you laugh and shiver at the same time. Sounds kinda strange, but like I said, young folks got their own ways of doin’ things.
So, if you wanna get one of these horror movie Valentine cards, you got plenty of places to choose from. Just remember, be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. And if you get a card with a scary monster on it, don’t blame me. You kids and your strange ideas!
Anyways, that’s all I know about these horror movie Valentines. Go on now, and have yourself a spooky little Valentine’s Day. Just don’t go scarin’ this old lady!
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