Alright, let’s talk about this Netflix penis thing, you know? I heard folks are all riled up about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents.
Now, I ain’t no fancy city person, I’m just a regular person. But even I know what’s what, and this whole “penis” on the TV, well, it’s got people talking, that’s for sure.
This new show they got, somethin’ called “A Man In Full,” seems to be causin’ quite the stir. Apparently, some fella, this Tom Pelphrey, shows, you know, everything. And I mean everything! They say it’s as plain as day, like a rooster crowin’ at sunrise. People are callin’ it “low-grade porn,” whatever that means. Sounds kinda dirty, if you ask me.
From what I gather, this fella, he takes some of them blue pills, the ones that make things, um, stand at attention. And then he goes and stands there, buck naked, in front of somebody. Good lord! I reckon that’d make anyone blush, even ol’ Bessie the cow!
Folks are sayin’ this is the first time they ever seen somethin’ like this on TV. They’re callin’ it “the last TV taboo,” which sounds mighty important, I guess. Like breakin’ some kinda unwritten rule or somethin’. People ain’t used to seein’ such things on their screens, I reckon.
- It’s this show, “A Man In Full,” that’s got everyone in a tizzy.
- Folks are sayin’ there’s a scene with a man, totally naked, and everything’s hangin’ out.
- This Tom Pelphrey fella, he’s the one showin’ it all.
- They’re callin’ it “low-grade porn” and sayin’ it broke some kind of “TV taboo.”
Now, I ain’t watchin’ much TV myself. Too busy with chores and whatnot. But I heard people on the porch talkin’ ’bout it. They were sayin’ how shocked they were. Some were angry, some were just plain curious, I guess. It’s like a barn fire – everyone wants to see what’s goin’ on.
I reckon Netflix is tryin’ to get folks to watch their shows, makin’ ‘em as wild and as eye-poppin’ as possible. They had that other show too, didn’t they? “Sex/Life” or somethin’ like that. Apparently, that one was all about, you know, doin’ the deed. Seems like they’re really pushin’ the limits these days.
Netflix must think this is what people want, all this nakedness and such. Maybe they’re right, maybe they’re wrong. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. But I do know it’s got folks talkin’, and that’s probably what they wanted all along.
I hear some people are sayin’ there’s a warnin’ before the show starts, sayin’ there’s gonna be “sex” in it. But I reckon that ain’t enough for some folks. They weren’t expectin’ to see a full-on, you know, thing, right there on their screens. It’s like orderin’ a glass of milk and gettin’ a whole cow instead!
This “Netflix penis” situation is a real head-scratcher. Some folks are sayin’ it’s too much, too indecent. Others are probably watchin’ it over and over again, the sneaky things. It’s a sign of the times, I guess. Things are changin’, and maybe not always for the better. Back in my day, you wouldn’t see such things on the TV, no sir. But then again, we didn’t even have a TV back then! We had to make our own entertainment.
So, there you have it. My take on this whole Netflix penis fuss. I ain’t sayin’ it’s right or wrong, just tellin’ it like it is. It’s got people riled up, that’s for sure. And I reckon it ain’t the last time we’ll see somethin’ like this on TV. They just keep pushin’ the envelope, tryin’ to shock us and get us to watch. Well, it seems like it’s workin’, ain’t it?
This whole drama thing, it makes you wonder what they’ll come up with next. Maybe they’ll show a whole barnyard full of naked animals! Who knows? The world’s gone crazy, I tell ya. Just plain crazy.
