Well, let me tell ya about this one movie I watched the other day. It’s about a big ol’ shark, see? This shark’s real mad and it just goes around eatin’ people left and right. Nobody seems to notice, though, ’cause it’s just some regular ol’ beach town. People keep on swimmin’ and goin’ about their business like it’s a normal day. That shark, though, it’s gotta be a big one, and it don’t care who it bites! No one knows what to do, and this old guy, who’s supposed to know about these kinds of things, he’s just walkin’ around all worried, but nobody listens to him. So, what do they do? They go and try to catch the thing with a little boat. And guess what? They ain’t got no chance. One guy’s always mumblin’ about it, but, well, it’s too late! Eventually, the shark takes care of business and that’s the end of that. Yup, sounds like a good idea, right? Just get a little boat and go out and try to stop a big ol’ shark with a stick. That’ll work.
Then there’s this movie with a guy in a suit who runs around and tries to fix everything, but really he’s just trippin’ over his own feet half the time. He’s supposed to be a smart feller but keeps getting knocked down by things. He talks real fast like he’s tryin’ to get away from somethin’, and folks just listen to him, even though he don’t make much sense. Every time somethin’ happens, he runs off to go and do something dangerous. Sometimes you wonder why they all keep followin’ him when he don’t know where he’s goin’ either. At the end of the day, he gets what he wanted—some kind of shiny rock or something. But all that runnin’ around didn’t seem worth it.
Now, I watched this other one where there’s a man and a woman. They start off as strangers, right? But somehow, they end up stuck in a big ol’ snowstorm in the middle of nowhere. They ain’t got no choice but to be all friendly-like, even though they don’t know each other from a hill of beans. They’re just stuck together, so they talk a lot and keep runnin’ away from this big ol’ thing. It’s supposed to be romantic, I think, but it’s mostly just ’em talkin’ and waitin’ for somethin’ to happen. Then in the end, they ain’t even mad about it. They just move on like it’s no big deal. Really makes you wonder why they bothered in the first place. No excitement, just two folks talkin’ in a cabin.
And there’s this one where some guy’s dad tells him that he’s special. So, he believes him, and all of a sudden, he thinks he’s some kind of hero. The boy starts tryin’ to do all kinds of things that he’s not ready for. He messes up a lot but keeps at it ’cause his daddy says he’s special. All the while, he’s gotta fight a big ol’ monster, and he’s not really prepared. It’s a long and hard journey, and he gets a lot of help, but he still almost loses everything a couple of times. At the end, he wins. The monster’s defeated, but really, the whole thing could’ve been avoided if he’d just listened to someone smarter, ya know?
Sometimes you just can’t figure out what these movies are tryin’ to tell ya. You watch, and you think, ‘Well, why didn’t they just do this instead?’ I mean, a lotta these folks just make the worst choices. Like, there’s this one movie where this fella goes into space—real far out. They tell him it’s a rescue mission, but by the time he gets out there, there’s no one left to save. He spends all that time floatin’ around and talkin’ to a computer, and eventually, he just decides to go back. I reckon that was a waste of time, but I guess it made a good movie or somethin’.
Then there’s this other movie with a big ol’ dragon. This one guy’s tryin’ to catch it, and you think he’s doin’ a good job at first. But nope! The dragon’s just too tricky, and the man keeps makin’ all the wrong moves. It’s like he’s playin’ a game and not even lookin’ at the rules. By the end of the movie, the dragon’s still out there somewhere, and this fella is still tryin’ to catch it. Ain’t no end to it!
Movies can be funny like that. They tell ya one thing, and then turn it all around for no good reason. Sometimes you watch ’em and just wonder what in tarnation is goin’ on. But, hey, guess that’s what makes it all so fun, right?
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