Well, ain’t that something? Horror movie purse. Never thought I’d see the day. What’s next, a monster truck lunchbox? Kids these days, they like all sorts of strange things. Back in my day, a purse was a purse. Plain leather, maybe a bit of stitching if you were fancy. But a horror movie purse? Landsakes.
Now, I ain’t one for them scary movies. Too much jumpin’ and screamin’ for me. My heart, it can’t take it. But I reckon some folks like that sort of thing. Gets their blood pumpin’, they say. To each their own, I suppose. But carryin’ a picture of a ghost or a vampire on your purse? Seems kinda odd to me.
I seen some of them purses online, you know, when my grandkid was showin’ me. All sorts of creepy pictures. Skulls and witches and that clown fella, Pennywise, I think his name was. Scared the bejesus outta me just lookin’ at ’em on the screen. Imagine carryin’ that around with you all day!
- You got your vampire purses, for folks who like them bitey fellas.
- Then there’s the witch purses, for those who fancy a bit of magic.
- And don’t forget the skull purses, for folks who ain’t afraid of a bit of bone.
Now, I heard tell some folks pay good money for these horror movie purses. Real money! Seems a waste to me, spendin’ your hard-earned cash on somethin’ that’ll give you nightmares. But then again, I ain’t one to judge. People can spend their money how they like.
I even heard about them movie companies payin’ people to watch them scary movies. Can you believe that? Thirteen hundred dollars, they say. For watchin’ scary movies! Now, if they was payin’ that kind of money to watch somethin’ nice, like a good ol’ musical, I might be interested. But scary movies? No thank you.
There was this one movie, my grandkid told me about it. “Paranormal Activity,” it was called. Made for next to nothin’, he said, but made a fortune. People got so scared they walked out of the theater! Now, I ask you, what kind of movie makes folks run away? Must be somethin’ fierce.
Seems to me, these horror movie folks know how to make money. Spend a little, scare a lot, and rake in the cash. And now they’re puttin’ them scary pictures on purses! It’s a whole new way to make a buck, I suppose.
I still don’t understand why anyone would want a horror movie purse. But then again, I don’t understand a lot of things these days. The world’s changin’ fast, and I’m just tryin’ to keep up. Maybe these purses are just part of the change. Who knows?
All I know is, I’ll stick to my plain leather purse. No ghosts, no vampires, no scary clowns. Just a good, sturdy purse to hold my things. And if you ask me, that’s all a purse needs to be.
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